What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

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TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!