What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

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What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

Why did the black boy fall off his bike?

He didn't. He fell off your bike.

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When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.

What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

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Which film star is always jumping around the forest?

John Treevaulter.

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

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What did the mallard yell in the drive-by shooting?

Duck!!!

How do you get an 80 year old woman to say f***?

Have another 80 year old woman yell "bingo!"

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Why didn't Johnny go to the 7 A.M. funeral?

Because he just isn't a mourning person.

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

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What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

How about a scarf?

Johnny Depp's stylist every day.