What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

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What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

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What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

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How do crazy people make it through a forest?

They take the psycho-path.

What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

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Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

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Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

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What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

How about a scarf?

Johnny Depp's stylist every day.