Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

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How do you stop a lawyer from drownng?

Shoot him before he hits the ground

When will the Jared jokes stop?

When they get too old.

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What Do you Call a Bowler that drops his ball a lot?

Gutterfingers!

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !

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What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.

What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What do you call an agreement between forests?

A treety

What does a mathematicion find in a forest?

A natural log.

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Why don't matches play baseball?

A: One strike, and they're out.

What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

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What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine?

Hugh Heifer

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.