Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

How do you prevent alcoholism?

Shots.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?

They Take The Psycho Path

How do crazy people make it through a forest?

They take the psycho-path.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

Hugh Jokes More Hugh Jokes

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine?

Hugh Heifer