Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

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What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

What is the official novel of Mexico?

Tequila Mockingbird

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Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.

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Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

What do you call a hot girl in Germany ?

Tourist

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Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

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Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

What city will Leo Dicaprio never visit ?

Osaka.

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Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

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What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

A: An inj-oink-tion.

How do you prevent 9/11?

Make it a Malaysian airlines flight.