Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack

Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

Tourist Jokes More Tourist Jokes

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

Hispanic Attack Jokes More Hispanic Attack Jokes

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack

Visit Jokes More Visit Jokes

Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!

How's your visit in North Korea?

A: Can't complain ...

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

A: An inj-oink-tion.