Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What's the most popular sport in Mexico?

Cross-country.

What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

Tourist Jokes More Tourist Jokes

What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

What do you call an intelligent man in America?

A tourist.

Hispanic Attack Jokes More Hispanic Attack Jokes

Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

Visit Jokes More Visit Jokes

Where does he visit first?

Crimea River

Where do black people stay when they visit Alaska?

A nigloo

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.