How do you prevent 9/11?

Make it a Malaysian airlines flight.

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What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

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What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

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What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date?

He got shot down.

Why don't Malaysian TV shows get commissioned?

Because they all have terrible pilots.