How do you prevent 9/11?

Make it a Malaysian airlines flight.

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What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

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Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

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Why don't Malaysian TV shows get commissioned?

Because they all have terrible pilots.

How do you prevent 9/11?

Make it a Malaysian airlines flight.