How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

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What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs?

a bell.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ?

Chimney Cricket !