How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

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What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin