How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

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What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

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How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.