What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

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What do you call an Italian man without arms?

A mute. Sorry if repost.

What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok

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What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

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Why are kids with DS getting elected prom kings and queens?

Either way, they're going down in history.

How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.