What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

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What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

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Where did the Gingerbread man lose his leg?

He lost it back in the 'Nom War

Why did Mary Poppins break both her legs?

because she had Supercalifrajilistic Osteoporosis

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What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

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What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.