What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

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What do you call an archer who got his arms cut off?

Deranged.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

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What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have any tattoos of Mexicans.

What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...

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What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.