What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

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Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

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Why is Reddit called "Reddit"?

The first name they came up with reminded them too much of olive oil.

What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.

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Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

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What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.