What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

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How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's

How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

You will find out when the light comes on.

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

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What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

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What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...