What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

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How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

You-knew-who

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How Pokemon go came to be Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?

Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon ! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon !"

What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

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Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!

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What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.