What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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What, really?

I said. "Yes, they're coming to pick you up in an hour"

What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

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What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...