What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

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When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What's small, gray, and came in little cans?

Michael Jackson.

What's brown and in a baby's diaper?

A: Michael Jackson's hand !!

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Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

Where is your mother from?

The second Eskimo says "Alaska."

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Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!

Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!