What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

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What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!"

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How can I waste ten seconds of someone's time and make total strangers hate me?

Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets

What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.

Racehorse Jokes More Racehorse Jokes

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.