What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb?

Made in Va-China.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

How are rookie marathon runners like people with erectile dysfunction?

There both just honestly happy to finish

What does it take to finish a race?

More than a Holocaust

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

Racehorse Jokes More Racehorse Jokes

Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!

Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!