They both came in a little behind.
We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right
A: You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
It had a short circuit.
There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.
Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))
Michael Jackson
Because XD Edit : Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here
The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.
They both begin a trip at the post!
A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!
