What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings?

Because he was always coming in a little behind.

What, really?

I said. "Yes, they're coming to pick you up in an hour"

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How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

Why was the blond happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?

It said 2 to 4 years on the box.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

What college did Michael Jackson go to?

Bringham Young

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What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting out of the bed!

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

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Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!