What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

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Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

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Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings?

Because he was always coming in a little behind.

What did Michael Jackson name his denim store?

Billy Jeans!

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How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

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What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What is the strongest animal?

A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!