What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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How can you spot a blind man in a nudist colony?

C'mon, it's not hard...

How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

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Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

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What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony?

It was done in A minor.

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Who came in first?

The over easy egg because it was really runny. How about second The over medium egg because it was only a little runny. And last That would be the baked egg.

What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

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What is the strongest animal?

A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!