Racehorse Jokes

What's similar between a racehorse and a leaky faucet?

They're both off and running.

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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

What is the strongest animal?

A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!

What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!