What's similar between a racehorse and a leaky faucet?

They're both off and running.

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

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What Would Justin Bieber Do?

scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly.

Racehorse Jokes More Racehorse Jokes

What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!