What's similar between a racehorse and a leaky faucet?

They're both off and running.

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why don't soccer players get hot while running?

Because they hve so many fans

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?

She was trying to get ahead !

Racehorse Jokes More Racehorse Jokes

Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!

Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!