Why do black people always die first in scary movies?

Because they never run from nothin but the police

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Why do black people always die first in scary movies?

Because they never run from nothin but the police

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*