Why do black people always die first in scary movies?

Because they never run from nothin but the police

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Why is r/Jokes only text, and forbids external links?

Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.

What do you call a school bus full of black people?

A rotten banana.

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What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

What disease do police give black people?

Glock coma

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What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

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Why was the nose running?

Cuz it's a running nose

What do you call a bodybuilding Mexican who's run out of protein?

No whey Jose.

Scary Movie Jokes More Scary Movie Jokes

Why do black people always die first in scary movies?

Because they never run from nothin but the police

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*