Why do black people always die first in scary movies?

Because they never run from nothin but the police

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Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

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Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

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What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.

How did Steve Jobs die?

From PC

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What is grosser that gross?

Ten naked men running around in a circle and the first one stops.

What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

Why do black people always die first in scary movies?

Because they never run from nothin but the police