Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

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Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

What's it called when a hippy hangs himself?

Tie-die

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Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

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Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

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Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?

He had no body to go with !

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Wherefore art thou Romeo?

Romeo: New phone. Who dis

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?