Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

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Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

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Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

How do you shut down all the nuclear reactors in the world?

Tell the FineBros. about them

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

What do you call a fish with no eyes ?

Fish !

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

Di Jokes More Di Jokes

Wherefore art thou Romeo?

Romeo: New phone. Who dis

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?