How do astronauts make a party?

They planet.

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What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize"

How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb?

They don't: They screw in a vacuum.

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Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!