How do astronauts make a party?

They planet.

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Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

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How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because it had nobody to go with.