Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

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What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

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Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

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What do you call a Greek skydiver?

Condescending

What do you call a snobish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.