Condescend Jokes

What do you call a snobbish criminal walking downstairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a pretentious criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending condescending

What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snobby thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snobby criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con desending..

What do you call an arrogant robber?

a condescending condescending

What do you call a snobby felon falling down the stairs?

A condescending condescending!

What do you call a snobish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call an arrogant con walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a Greek skydiver?

Condescending

What do you call an arrogant prisoner walking down the stairs?

Condescending. )

What's the opposite of condescending?

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What do you call an arrogant convict coming down the stairs?

A condescending con, descending.

What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.

What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a haughty criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

What do you call a smug prisoner walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending

What do you call a rude criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

What do you call a patronising scam artist, walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call an arrogant criminal falling down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

Why are pot heads always so condescending?

They always think they're higher then others

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What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

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What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

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What do you call a Greek philosopher who plays hard to get?

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What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

Boko Harambe

What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

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What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

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Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

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What is the opposite of peace?

is the question.

What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.