Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

What gas leaves a pirate speechless?

Argon

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Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

What kind of music do sponges listen to?

Raggaeneration.

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What do you call a snobish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snobbish criminal walking downstairs?

A condescending con descending.