What do you call an arrogant criminal falling down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call an arrogant criminal falling down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

What do you call a patronising scam artist, walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What's blue, white and red?

A cancerous child who fall down the stairs.

What do you call a Christian who fell down the stairs?

A couple of steps closer to their final destination.

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What do you call an arrogant criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call an arrogant criminal falling down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.