What do you call an arrogant criminal falling down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring?

Stew.

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She was wearing mittens

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What do you call a smug prisoner walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending

What do you call a snobish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Why are pot heads always so condescending?

They always think they're higher then others

What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call an arrogant criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call an arrogant criminal falling down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.