What do you call an arrogant criminal falling down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position ?

the four hands (you dirty minds)

What's the difference between falling from the 1st and 10th floor?

Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!

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What do you call an arrogant con walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call an arrogant criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What's the opposite of condescending?

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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How do the Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.

What do you call an arrogant criminal falling down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call an arrogant criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call an arrogant criminal falling down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.