What are you looking for in a car?

I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

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How do you top a car ?

Sister: Tep on the brake tupid.

What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

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What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf"

Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

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Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .