What are you looking for in a car?

I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

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What's worse than having your car impounded by the police?

Impounding your mother

Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

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Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

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What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.