What are you looking for in a car?

I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

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How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car?

1 if you hit him just right

Why planes are faster than car and buses?

Because they are almost never **tired**.

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What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

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What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.