What are you looking for in a car?

I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

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What cars do wolves drive?

Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis!

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

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Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

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What's the worst thing you can hear while taking the bus?

ALLAHUUUUUU AKBARRRR

What has shadier inner workings, Reddit or FIFA?

Still waiting to hear back from an admin.