What are you looking for in a car?

I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

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What is a bullfighter's favourite type of car?

A cabri - ole

What do you call a mexican without a car?

CAR-LOSE

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Why are they called One Direction?

Looks to me like they go both ways.

Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club?

Black lights matter.

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What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: She moved.

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.