Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

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What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim

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Because he bruises like-a Peach!

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He rubbed him the wrong way.

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It got toad away.

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Watch the Parking son."

Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.