Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

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What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K"

What type of overalls did Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim......

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What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

What happened to the frog's car?

It was toad.

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.