Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

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Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

What overalls does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

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What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

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Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

What happened to the frog's illegally parked car?

It got toad away