Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

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What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

What fabric is Mario's overalls?

Denim denim denim.

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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

What happens to illegally parked frogs ?

They get toad away.

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How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.