Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

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Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

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What happened to the frog's car?

It was toad.

What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ?

Star Warts !

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What is the proper way to parallel park?

Park somewhere else.

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.