Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

Previous Random Joke Next

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

What are Mario's overalls made of?

denim denim denim (pronounced with the Mario underground theme)

Toad Jokes More Toad Jokes

Whats the world weakest animal ?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him !

What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

he got toad