Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

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What's Mario's favourite clothing?

Denim denim denim

What does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

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When is a car like a frog ?

When it's becing toad !

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

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What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

What happened to the frog's illegally parked car?

It got toad away