Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

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What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

What's Mario's favourite clothing?

Denim denim denim

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When is a car like a frog ?

When it's becing toad !

What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

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Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.