Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

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What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun

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What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

How many bees do you need in a bee choir ?

A humdred !

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

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What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.