Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun with a drinking problem?

A bad habit

What do you call a black-white-black-white.... What do you call a black-white-black-white-black?

A nun falling off the stairs!! A really old one there.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why don't Arab women need Insurance?

Because they are already covered.

What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow?

Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly?

Knives

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!