Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me !

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

What do you call a boxing on a slackline?

Punchline.

What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

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