Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

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How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs

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Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."

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What's the different between a knife and a feminist?

A knife has a point

What's the fastest way to get to a woman's heart?

A knife.

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Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!