Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

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How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

How many Women Priest are there?

Nun.

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How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

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Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

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How do lesbians keep things interesting in the bedroom?

They think outside the box.

What do you call a crate of ducks ?

A box of quackers !