Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

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What is black and white and black and white and black and white?

A nun falling down stairs

How many nuns were at the library?

Absolutely nun

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How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

How many girlfriend does a white boy need to shoot a school?

None.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

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Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

What's the best sport to learn when you are moving?

A: Boxing