Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.

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How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

Mint Jokes More Mint Jokes

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.