Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.

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How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13\. Number 9 will shock you!

How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes 5 episodes.

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What's a VCR?

My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

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What do you call mints you can spread through social media?

Memementos

What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.