Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's the number for poison control?

Dancing With the Stars is on and I need to make sure this will be enough.

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

Mint Jokes More Mint Jokes

What do you call someone who sings about mints?

A "Minstrel".

Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.