Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many reposters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to steal it first.

How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

None he's still clinging to the old lightbulb.

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How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

Mint Jokes More Mint Jokes

What do you call someone who sings about mints?

A "Minstrel".

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.