How many reposters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to steal it first.

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How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.

How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

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How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb?

You weren't there, man!

What does a vegetable use to change a flat?

Asparagus...

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Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

What do you call a robotic transforming Malaysian airliner?

If it's evil, a Deceptigone. If not, an Autobottomoftheocean Shamelessly stolen from