How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

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What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

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Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

Whole Foods?

Ripped off.

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What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6