How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

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Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

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How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

because they were a rip off

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How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.