How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

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Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

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How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

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How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit