How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

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Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

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What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

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What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit