What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

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How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood?

The Blacks get car insurance.

Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.

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What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!"

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Why do teenage girls not like filing papers?

They just don't believe in labels.

What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

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What do you call an Atheist at a Christian fancy dress party?

A cross-dresser.

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.