What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

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How does procrastination start?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

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What do jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.

What did Michael Fox bring to baby Jesus?

Parkincense.

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Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.

How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

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What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

Why are atheists poor?

because its a non-prophet organisation.