I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Wine-er-melon
Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.
a fungimentalist
Do you believe in people
Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.
A cross-dresser.