What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

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What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

then just sit there for 5 years.

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What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

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Why don't black pitchers throw three strikeout in a row?

Because they don't believe in the KKK

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

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Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

What's the best name for an atheist?

Godfrey