What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

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What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.

How can you tell when a Serbian girl isn't wearing any underwear?

By the dandruff on her shoes.

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur?

A velocirapture

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

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Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

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How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern

What's the best name for an atheist?

Godfrey