What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

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How to tell the difference between a bad, a good and an excellent accountant ?

When you ask them "2+2 is ?":

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

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What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

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Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

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Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.