What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

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How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What is black Jesus' favorite fruit?

Wine-er-melon

What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.

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What do you call a mushroom who strongly believes in radical Islamism?

a fungimentalist

What did one ghost say to the other?

Do you believe in people

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What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

What do you call an Atheist at a Christian fancy dress party?

A cross-dresser.