Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

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Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

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Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

What's a golfer's favourite song?

Fairway to Heaven

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What does the devil say to hell rejects?

Why don't you fork off

What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.

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What will you never say about a banjo player?

A: That's the banjo player's porsche.

Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

A: Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.