Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

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Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

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Why don't North Koreans go to heaven?

because they have no Seoul

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

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What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!

How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.

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What will you never say about a banjo player?

A: That's the banjo player's porsche.

What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?

A: Will the defendant please rise.