Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

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Standard Jokes More Standard Jokes

How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Where do children that die home alone go?

HEAVEN!!

What's the fastest way to heaven?

It depends on the flight delays.

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia?

He fiddled up a little kid.

Banjo Player Jokes More Banjo Player Jokes

Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

A: Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.