Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

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Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

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Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.

Who's there ! Becker ! Becker who ?

Becker the devil you know !

Banjo Player Jokes More Banjo Player Jokes

What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A tattoo.

What will you never say about a banjo player?

A: That's the banjo player's porsche.