Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

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Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

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What do you call bread from heaven?

100% holy grain

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

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Why does the Devil hate the holiday Season?

Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

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What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A tattoo.

What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?

A: Will the defendant please rise.