Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

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Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

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Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

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Who's there ! Becker ! Becker who ?

Becker the devil you know !

What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.

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What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A tattoo.

Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

A: Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.