What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

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What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

What has 2 legs but can not walk?

A cripple.

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What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony?

It was done in A minor.

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

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What do you call bread from heaven?

100% holy grain

What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

meh

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Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

What for ?

Ref: The rest of the match !

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Who's there ! Berlin ! Berlin who ?

Berlin maiden over !

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven