What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

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Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

What is a Ninja's favorite beverage?

Karatea From Fargo Ep. 2

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Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

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Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because its the only love they get.

Why do clumsy people get married?

They fall in love.

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What is Robin Williams doing in heaven?

Not sure, probably just hanging out.

What do you call bread from heaven?

100% holy grain

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What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !

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What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

Who's there ! Berlin ! Berlin who ?

Berlin maiden over !