What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

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What's Terrance Howard's favorite Radiohead song?

1 x 1 = 2) + 2 = 5"

Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

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What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

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Why was "what is love" played at a funeral?

Because he had a will, and he haddaway.

Why do clumsy people get married?

They fall in love.

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Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

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Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

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What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

Who's there ! Berlin ! Berlin who ?

Berlin maiden over !