What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

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How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

Why was 2 afraid of 4?

Because 4 8 16!

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What are 2 girl chickens that fall in love?

A. Lesbi-hens

What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

A: They got married in the spring.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

Why don't North Koreans go to heaven?

because they have no Seoul

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

Maiden Jokes More Maiden Jokes

Who's there ! Berlin ! Berlin who ?

Berlin maiden over !

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven