Why was 2 afraid of 4?

Because 4 8 16!

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How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.

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What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.

How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...