What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.

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How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard?

4 or 5.

What has 4 wheels and flies?

A garbage truck

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How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

What did the illiterate Mexican say to the funny looking bottle of mayonnaise?

LMAO"

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What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

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How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.

What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.