What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What looks like half an apple?

The other half

Where is your unicorn?

Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok.

4 Year Old Jokes More 4 Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

Parenting Jokes More Parenting Jokes

What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.