What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.

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What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

Why are there 2 doors on a chicken coupe?

Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

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Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

To find Pooh!

Where do you look for blonde's obituaries?

A: Under "Home Improvements."

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How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

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What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.