Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

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Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

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Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

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What do you call an Irishman who's had eight beers?

The designated driver.

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

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What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

mana-pause

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!