Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

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What is Jesus's favorite gun?

A nail gun.

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

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Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

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What did Bobby Mcferrin say to his beer?

Don't worry, be hoppy :)

What's he like?

asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

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What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

mana-pause

How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews