Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

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Why did Jesus die on the cross?

he forgot the safe word

What gym equipment does Jesus use?

A cross trainer.

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Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis?

A. At a secondhand store.

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

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Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ?

Light ale !

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What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

What did the drunkard say when he walked into an Israeli bar?

Hebrews?