Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

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How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

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Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

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How do you change root beer in to a beer?

Put it in a square cup

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

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What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.

How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.