Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

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Why did Jesus die ?

He forgot his safe word.

How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

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What ya doin'?

She said "Buying luggage."

When should you buy a bird?

When it's going Cheep.

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What's an alcoholic's favorite type of beer?

All of them

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

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How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!