Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

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What musical group is Jesus most afraid of?

Nine Inch Nails

Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

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Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

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Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

How do People in New Orleans have their beer?

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Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews