What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

mana-pause

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What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

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Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese

What's the difference between work and your daughter?

I'm not coming into work this morning!"

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How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?

Hebrew".

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Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a nobel prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else