What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

mana-pause

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What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

Why do stop lights turn red?

You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.

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Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch.

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What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

What did the drunkard say when he walked into an Israeli bar?

Hebrews?

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What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.

What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!