Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

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Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

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What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!"

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What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

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How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they prefer natural light

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Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

because they ran out of Natural Light

Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.