Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

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Reindeer Jokes More Reindeer Jokes

What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other?

Isaiah!

What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it?

A Jolly Rancher.

Caribou Jokes More Caribou Jokes

What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

Doe Jokes More Doe Jokes

What's a blind deer's favorite dance move?

A no-see-doe

What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.