What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.

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What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

What is the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

2-3 weeks tops.

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How did Kim Kardashian break the net?

She sat on it.

Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.

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Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

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Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled?

Because he's a bad wrapper

How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.