What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.

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What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies?

snowballs

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

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What did Kim Kardashian's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing, they've never been together!

What did the Los Angeles Lakers finish on tuesday?

Kim Kardashian's face.

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How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R

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What Christmas Carol do they sing in North Korea?

We Three Kims

How do I know Kim and Kanye's daughter is going to be smart?

Because she already has 315 degrees.