What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.

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What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

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How did Kim Kardashian get her hands on Liberace's bath robe?

GrammysRedCarpet

What do Kim Kardashian and Hurricane Sandy have in common?

They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV.

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What do you get when einstein jacks off?

a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled?

Because he's a bad wrapper

What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.