What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

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What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist?

A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.

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What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

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What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!"

What kind of STD does a bird get?

Chirpies. :-)

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How many femenists does it *really* take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.

What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.