What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

What's the difference between a business meeting and a battle ground?

Deadpeople

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What did one bird say to another bird on New Year's?

WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY

Why do groups of birds always seem so shady?

cuz they're always flockin' around

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What is very big, gray, and just doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

Where do you go to meet the best fish?

It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.