What is very big, gray, and just doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

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What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation?

Doesn't matter, still born.

What do you name a deaf dog?

It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways.

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What's enormous, gray, and unimportant?

Irrelephant.

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.