What is very big, gray, and just doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

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Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.

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What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants?

Irrelephant

What's enormous, gray, and unimportant?

Irrelephant.