What is very big, gray, and just doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

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What did one John say to the other John?

What's the matter You look flushed!"

Where do I lose my Arab friends?

I don't have any Arab friends, so it doesn't matter.

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What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants?

Irrelephant

What is very big, gray, and just doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.