What is very big, gray, and just doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

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What's the matter with me?

That's easy," he said. "You're exhausted."

Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

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What's large, gray, wrinkly, and not important?

An irrelephant.

What is very big, gray, and just doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.