What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

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What's the point?

You look ridiculous. What difference does 1 inch really make Don't answer that.

What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

Both looking for a tight seal.

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What do communist leaders call protesters?

Red paint.

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

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What to do if you run over a black man in the rain?

Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...

What do you call a group of elderly virgins?

Dried Cherries