What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

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How does every ethnic joke start?

By looking over your shoulder.

What did one John say to the other John?

What's the matter You look flushed!"

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What's red and smells like yellow paint?

Red paint

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

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What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.