What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

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How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

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What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint!

What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint. Haha

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What gets wetter the more you dry it?

A woman with a towel fetish

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel xD