Dry Jokes

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel xD

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What do you get when your Grey Poupon dries out?

An upper crust.

What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.

What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.

Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

How many dubstep fans does it take to wash a car?

One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.

What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

What gets wetter the more you dry it?

A woman with a towel fetish

What to do if you run over a black man in the rain?

Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...

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What do you call a waterfall that's all dried up?

A waterfell.

What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.

What do you call a group of elderly virgins?

Dried Cherries

What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

What do you get when you dry out a Stark?

Raisin Bran

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What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel xD

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

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Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

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What do Child predators use to get dry skin off of their feet?

A Pedofile

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels