Some will know this some won't It's a towel xD
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A woman with a towel fetish
The ocean
A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )
An upper crust.
A waterfell.
No Drought.**
Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.
How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.
Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed.
Wavy hair.
You'd be cranky too if you had crabs on your bottom.
He lost his pride in a bet
No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot
Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.
Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.
An object oriented programming language.
One.
Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.
Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.