Wetter Jokes

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel xD

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What gets wetter the more you dry it?

A woman with a towel fetish

What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

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Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

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