What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend?

Dino what you're thinking."

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What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"

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What did Jay Z say when his friend died?

No Biggie.

What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

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What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend?

Dino what you're thinking."

What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur