What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend?

Dino what you're thinking."

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How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

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Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend?

taking out a provoloan

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What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend?

Dino what you're thinking."

What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur