What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend?

Dino what you're thinking."

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What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be?

A nail gun

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

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What did she say about me?

Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that Too many questions Really Me ...What else

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

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What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend?

Dino what you're thinking."

What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur