What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend?

taking out a provoloan

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What's it like to have a social life?

Asking for a friend.

Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

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What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

What's a mouse's favourite record ?

Please cheese me !

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Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

The bear hug!

What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa