Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends?

He was way too autistic for his own good.

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What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!"

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

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What's the worst part about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in an escalade?

They were my friends. :(

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

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What's the best part about having multiple personality disorder?

Banging your best friend's wife every night!

What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

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What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

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How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!