Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends?

He was way too autistic for his own good.

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Painter Jokes More Painter Jokes

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

How did the turtle call his friends?

on his shellphone

Good Jokes More Good Jokes

Whats the best part of living in Switzerland?

Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.

What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What do you call a boat that gives you nothing but trouble?

A woe boat.

Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

Boston Jokes More Boston Jokes

How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."