Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends?

He was way too autistic for his own good.

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Painter Jokes More Painter Jokes

Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends?

He was way too autistic for his own good.

What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that

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What's the best part of divorce?

Two Kwanzaas

What's the best part about showering with a 7 year old girl?

You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy.

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Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

Boston Jokes More Boston Jokes

Where's is Shaq's appearance most terrifying?

On a beach near Boston.

How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?