Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends?

He was way too autistic for his own good.

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Painter Jokes More Painter Jokes

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

Good Jokes More Good Jokes

What's the best part about child molestation jokes?

You don't understand it until you're older!

What does a gynocologist and a pizza man have in common?

Thay can smell the goods, but they can't taste them.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

What do you call a boat that gives you nothing but trouble?

A woe boat.

Boston Jokes More Boston Jokes

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.