He was way too autistic for his own good.
He made a scene.
Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.
Hi Jack!
Because all his friends Argon.
You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost
There's twenty of them.
A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.
A nun with a javelin through her head
A tourist.
The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.
