Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends?

He was way too autistic for his own good.

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Painter Jokes More Painter Jokes

What does a painter do when he gets cold?

Puts on another coat.

How does a painter support their art in this economy?

Easel-y

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why couldn't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he was married.

Where's my money?

a loan shark "Where are my friends - alone shark

Good Jokes More Good Jokes

What's the best part about child molestation jokes?

You don't understand it until you're older!

Why do successful lettuce farmers always get women?

Because everyone knows they give good *head*.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?

Write it down.

What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

Boston Jokes More Boston Jokes

How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!