Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends?

He was way too autistic for his own good.

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Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends?

He was way too autistic for his own good.

How does a painter support their art in this economy?

Easel-y

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What do you call a projectile that is very good at finding friends?

A homie missile.

Why is Dr. Frankenstein never lonely?

He's good at making friends.

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What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

What's the best part about dating twenty two year olds?

There are 20 of them.

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What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.

Boston Jokes More Boston Jokes

What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston

What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.