What's the best part about dating a homeless chick ?

You can drop her off anywhere

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What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

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What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.

What's the good part about having alzheimer's?

You can hide your own easter eggs.

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What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

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What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off wherever.

What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.