What's the best part about dating a homeless chick ?

You can drop her off anywhere

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Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

There goes my gyro

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What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

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What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

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What's the best thing about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off anywhere!

What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.