Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

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Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

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What is the most popular hacking tool preferred by hackers in Bangladesh?

machetes

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

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Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

Why couldn't people find Joseph?

He was Haydn!