Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

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What is Jesus's favorite gun?

A nail gun.

What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.

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Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

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How fast can you hack into the system!?

20-25 minutes." "You've got 10 minutes!" "Okay, well then I can't." - real life spy dialogues

Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

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Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

Why could Joseph never get anything done?

Because he was always Stalin..