Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

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How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

Why does Jesus Jaywalk?

Because he hates crosswalks

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Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

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How best to save the iPhone from FBI?

Crack it before they hack it.

Why did the computer science student drop out?

He just couldn't hack it.

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Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.