Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

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Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys )

What sways from side to side?

Jesus on a rubber cross!

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Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

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How fast can you hack into the system!?

20-25 minutes." "You've got 10 minutes!" "Okay, well then I can't." - real life spy dialogues

Why did the computer science student drop out?

He just couldn't hack it.

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Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court