Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

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How does Jesus like his hotwings?

Tinder and Mild.

Who, Jesus?

No, dummy. Superman.

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What is Mary short for?

She has no legs

Where did Mary go during the bombing?

Everywhere

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What is the most popular hacking tool preferred by hackers in Bangladesh?

machetes

What country can't be hacked?

Madagascar, because all their ports are closed.

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Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top