Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

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What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail

Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

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How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

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What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

Why did the computer science student drop out?

He just couldn't hack it.

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Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

Why are you late Joseph?

Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"