Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

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Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

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Where did Mary go when the bombs went off?

Everywhere.

Why was Mary's phone bill so high?

She was a roamin' catholic.

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Why did the computer science student drop out?

He just couldn't hack it.

What is the most popular hacking tool preferred by hackers in Bangladesh?

machetes

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How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

Why are you late Joseph?

Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"