Why are you late Joseph?

Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"

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Why did the turkey cross the road?

To get to .

Why did the stoner cross the road?

A: Who else would follow a chicken

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What are some good fruit jokes?

My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes.

What's the difference between white students and black students?

Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

What was wrriten on a sign at the entrance of a gas chamber in the Holocaust?

Watch your step

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Why couldn't people find Joseph?

He was Haydn!

Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.