Why does that sign say Grand Canyon?

Are you sure this is the right way Lemming: Just trust me, ok

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Why is Yoda the worst copilot?

Yoda, are we still going the right way?" "Off course we are"

Why does that sign say Grand Canyon?

Are you sure this is the right way Lemming: Just trust me, ok

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Why can't you trust anything MATTER says?

Because it makes up everything.

Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

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What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.

What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor?

Gone fission