Yoda, are we still going the right way?" "Off course we are"
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Are you sure this is the right way Lemming: Just trust me, ok
I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.
Careful, you might be getting screwed.
Try or try not, there is no do.
Because "6, 7 ate".
Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.
He was a little horse
Because black people have no rights...
Because black women have no rights.
Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!"
Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything!
They can't handle the triggers.
The gun has only one trigger
Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.
Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
Don't look at me I'm changing!
