Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

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What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

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Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

Why does Beyonce sing "To the left, to the left?

Because black people have no rights

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She reads them pig tales.

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Do not touch.

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What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

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Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.