What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo... LOL

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Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

How many black men does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

Just 1 because we are all equal and race has no impact.

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What do you call it when your diarrhea finally goes away?

Gonorrhea.

What do you call a news anchor with diarrhea?

Anderson Pooper

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What nationality are Sprinters?

They Russian. I'll also see myself out.

What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo... LOL

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What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen?

Activates its shelf destruct sequence. I'll see myself out...

What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo... LOL