What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo... LOL

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What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo... LOL

What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon

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What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

What's faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light?

Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.

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What nationality are Sprinters?

They Russian. I'll also see myself out.

What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo... LOL

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What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen?

Activates its shelf destruct sequence. I'll see myself out...

What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo... LOL