What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo... LOL

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Why should you never race with a guy from Finland?

Because they're already Finnish before the race even began

What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race?

An all day run

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What do you call a fish with diarrhea?

A Pooper Grouper!!!!!

What do you call it when a black person has diarrhea?

Nigeria

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What nationality are Sprinters?

They Russian. I'll also see myself out.

What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo... LOL

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What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen?

Activates its shelf destruct sequence. I'll see myself out...

What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo... LOL