What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen?

Activates its shelf destruct sequence. I'll see myself out...

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What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

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What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen?

Activates its shelf destruct sequence. I'll see myself out...

What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo... LOL