What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen?

Activates its shelf destruct sequence. I'll see myself out...

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How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen?

Activates its shelf destruct sequence. I'll see myself out...

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What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen?

Activates its shelf destruct sequence. I'll see myself out...

What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo... LOL